Light-hearted humour during lockdown

Throughout this challenging period of time in which we have all had to deal with so much fear and uncertainty, one thing that has been really helpful for some has been the use of humour. The memes and jokes people have received have provided some welcome respite, raising spirits and maintaining a connection with others. This however does not in anyway disrespect or take anything away from the devastating impact this virus has had on the world, It merely provides a sense of escapism. In light of this we have included some light-hearted jokes below that we hope you will like and provide you with some respite!!

“If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?!”

“What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY!”

“Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!”

“My new shoes are very smart and they can dance all by themselves, clever clogs!”

“I put one of my jokes on someone else’s Facebook threads the other day and got no response… must have been lost in the post!” 

“These new invisible tennis balls are fantastic, you just cannie whack ’em!”

“Not happy that my dog has only the one leg, It doesn’t sit well with me at all!”

“My mistake, I bought shaving foam instead of deodorant, I will take that on the chin!”

“What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!”

“Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself? It was two tired!”

“What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1!”

“I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off!”

“Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks!”

“What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison!”

“Two peanuts were walking down the street one was a salted!”

What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

“You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet!”

“What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

“Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!”

“What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European!”

“How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together”

“What’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney!”

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